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.09.09.10. - You have once again lifted me on glowing wings from the pits of ignorance.

Brains..who needs 'em?
by Jessica Donnelly

I have concluded today that a brain is not necessary for functioning, though it does mean a little more pain in one's day. Traveling by car - you get places faster when there's no thought. Trying to make a sandwich, means standing in front of drawers and opening a microwave. I think it all works out in the end...as long as one doesn't walk into overhead cupboard doors too many times. Now if only I could sleep....

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